It will stop on a dime and then be the victim of brutal antisemitic remarks by American White Nationalists.
But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot.
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
My car was giving me trouble so I parked it on the corner.
Due to the Mexican’s recent 2nd degree burns, the black guy is required to escort his peer to the nearest hospital for immediate medical attention.
She said, “I wouldn’t be seen dead in that thing!”
I said, “That’s the point.”
At least I avacado
Then its no wonder people are afraid of clowns
you should’ve seen the look on her face when i drove pasta
A man parks his car. As he is getting out a traffic warden walks up and says, “I’m sorry sir, you can’t park your car here.” …..
….”Yes I can” says the man. “The sign there says, ‘Fine for Parking’!”