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Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor…

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They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying:

“One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.”

He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest

“Father, please come with me . Come & witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued:

“One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.”

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:

“What about the two at the gate?”

2017-08-01T19:44:47+00:00 1.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Two boys knock on a farmer’s front door …

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One of the boys says, “Sir, we noticed you have a big field full of honeysuckle and we wondered if we could go get some honey.”

The farmer replied, “Well, boys, you’re welcome to try but you know you can’t get honey from honey suckle, right?”

“Just give us a shot!” they suggested. They returned and had 3 buckets of honey.

The farmer couldn’t believe it!

While the boys were going after the honeysuckle they noticed the farmer also had a large field full of buttercups so they asked, “Would you mind if we got some butter from that field?”

The farmer replied, “You boys know you can’t get butter from buttercups, right?

“Just give us a shot!”

Low and behold they came back with quite a load of butter and the farmer couldn’t believe it.

Later on after lunch, they came back to the farmer’s house and said “Sir, we noticed you had some pussywillow over in…”

The farmer cut the boys off and said, “Hold on, boys! Let me get my hat!”

2017-07-25T00:29:15+00:00 25.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments

Two young boys go to a store

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They have $6 between them and want a cool toy. After shopping around they come up to the register with a box of tampons. The clerk asks “Why?” One little boy replies “It says on the box you can go swimming, horse-back riding, play tennis, and other activities!! We just need to figure out how they work.”

2017-07-24T22:36:15+00:00 24.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , |0 Comments

Two boys were out walking in the woods…

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When they came across a large hole in ground. Boys being boys, it didn’t take long before they began tossing objects in to see how deep the hole was.

As it often happens, the objects they threw in got larger and larger. At last, the boys grabbed a large log and tossed it in the hole. All of the sudden, a goat came running out of the bushes and dove into the hole after the log.

The boys were still standing there dumbfounded, when a farmer burst out of the bushes and said, ‘Hey! Have you boys seen my goat?!’

Neither of the boys spoke.

‘She’s a tricky one,’ continued the farmer. ‘She runs off every time I turn around… Thought I had her this time, though… I slipped a rope on her and tied her to a big log while I was mending my fence!’

2017-07-04T13:57:55+00:00 4.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , |0 Comments
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