body jokes

The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: “What part of the human body increases to 10 times it’s normal size when excited?”

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Jessica responds: “That’s disgusting! I don’t have to answer that question!”

So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: “That’s easy…the pupil of the eye.”

“That’s correct, Johnny. Very good!”

And turning to Jessica, she says:
“I’ve three things to say to you, young lady… first, you didn’t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you’re in for a big disappointment!”

2017-07-24T23:56:27+00:00 24.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

Body Pain

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A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, “Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.”

“That’s odd”, replied the doctor, “Show me what you mean”

So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.

The doctor says, “You’re not a natural brunette are you?”

“No I’m a blonde”, she replies.

“I thought so…. your finger is broken.”, replies the doctor.

2017-07-20T20:06:05+00:00 20.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments
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