beer jokes

4 famous beer owners walk into a bar.

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The CEO for Budweiser orders a Bud Light. The CEO for Miller orders a Miller Light. The CEO for Coors orders a Coors Light. The CEO for Guinness orders a Coke. They all ask him why he didn’t order a Guinness to which he replies, “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer then neither am I.”

2017-08-03T15:34:50+00:00 3.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments

Four CEOs of beer companies are having a meeting and they decide to get a drink.

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The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud light.
The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite.
The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.

The three CEOS then ask him, why aren’t you ordering a Guinness?

He replies: “If you guys aren’t drinking beer than neither will I.”

2017-08-01T19:22:46+00:00 1.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

A woman asks a man – “do you drink beer?”…

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Man: Yeah.

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00, including the tip.

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: What color is your Ferrari?

2017-07-27T18:22:07+00:00 27.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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After having the beer, he asks the bartender for the bill.

“$3”, says the bartender.

The man just for fun goes on and places a $1 coin on the three ends of the table. The bartender gives him a bad look but has no other option but to pick them up.

This happened for 3-4 days and everyday the bartender felt humiliated.

The next day, he orders a beer but couldn’t find three $1 coins to pay the bill. So, he hands the bartender a $5 note. Now, the bartender gets all excited and thinks that it is his day to avenge the hard time he had because of this man. He then places the two $1 coins at the opposite ends of the table.

Now, with a shrewd smile and with all the excitement he goes to the man and says, “Go on, collect your change”.

The man then takes out a $1 coin from his pocket and puts it in front of the bartender and says, “One more beer please.”

2017-07-26T01:22:46+00:00 26.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments
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