I’m great in bed, I can fall asleep in minutes.
When he wakes up, he finds himself encased in ice, floating in the middle of the ocean. To his fortune, he spots the horn of a narwhal close by. Thanking his lucky stars, he calls out to him. The narwhal comes and the penguin asks “Thank goodness you’re around, Mr. Narwhal. Could you break this ice?”. The narwhal stares at him for a bit.
“Ok, so what are your hobbies?”