He told me to stop going to those places.
I don’t know, he didn’t open it yet.
He walks into the kitchen and asks his mom,
“Mom, may I please have a piece of chocolate?”
“You know the rule: No arms, no chocolate.” She replies.
As the boy begins to cry the mother says,
“Oh, I’m just kidding! Here, catch!”
She fell out of the tree while she was raking leaves
I do nat
What do you call the guy with no arms or legs that works up in the bell tower?
I can’t remember his name, but his face sure does ring a bell.
The one of many dad jokes I heard last night.
But I feel bad about stabbing the person in first place. Shouldn’t have done that.
Should ‘ve just shot him and ran away.