A morning kiss makes my whole day and anal makes my hole weak..
You go in through the backdoor and hope a log isn’t found.
Actually, I don’t have a girlfriend and I’m using this post to get one. Any fine ladies out there looking to be my girlfriend?
“Anal?” is such an open ended question.
I do like anal sex, and I’m hoping at least one person will support my cause.
Butt of corpse.
You probably don’t want it , but daddy’s going to give it to you anyway.
They know not to fuck with the gas chamber
I’d be able to bribe my GF into doing anal
“Let’s go to your place.” Said a fat girl.
“I would love to, but i don’t have any lubricant”
“I don’t think it’s necessary, i’m not that tight” says the girl while smiling.
“Maybe you’re not, but my door is.”