She thinks Noah was married to Joan of Ark…
A Scottish boy stubbed his toe, so went to his big sister for help. He walks in, and his sister is reading a book about cell reproduction. He yells “Sis! I stubbed me toe!” She looks and says “What? Sorry I was busy reading. It’s really interesting! I doubt you know anything about cell reproduction.” The brother replies,
“My toe sis!”
One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean.
LMNOP my dear Watson.
I must seek kelp…
I don’t know why…
Because love means nothing to them.
Ed Sheer ’em